The Reluctant I
Just messing around with Exercise #1 from The 3 A.M. Epiphany, trying to wake up from a late night Friday. The exercise is to write from a first person point of view and only use the word I, me or my in reference to yourself twice. --- The Confession The short grumpy officer with his balding head slammed the door as he left the room. I had five minutes to sign the confession or things would get ugly he said. But the words on paper made no sense. "Willful non-compliance with sections 5a, 7b-c, and addendum 9 of inter-galactic non-locality law blah blah blah... violation of the standards of space-time continuum for purposes of criminal mischief and negligent endangerment of consensual contracts with reality." This must be another dream; it was so hard to tell the difference anymore. Was this the dream police? Do such things exist? "Why do you ask?" A gnome in the corner said nonchalantly. Oh god, this really is a dream. Not only can he not exist, but he can read tho...