Stop me if you've heard this one

True story. Guy flies off a Pacific Coast Highway in his Ferrari Enzo doing 200 MPH, wraps around a power pole, totals the car. Cops arrive to find him walking around the wreckage with just a split lip. Says someone else was driving and they ran off. Another guy is there, said he stopped to help but his friend drove off. This other guy stopped another car (still with me?) to borrow a cell to call 911. Good samaritan that stopped to loan his cell calls cops a few days later to report the guy who asked to use the phone evidently had stuffed a .40 Glock automatic pistol beneath his front seat while making the call.

But back up a little. While the police were trying to sort all this out, a black SUV and another car pulls up and two guys jump out flashing badges that say they are homeland security and need to talk to the guy that just crashed. The guy that crashed claims he's a member of the anti-terrorism task force. Actually he was a tech executive for Gizmondo, a competitor to nintendo that just melted down with bankruptcy.

What the heck is happening here?! One of the strangest tales I've read this year.