Old Man and his Moped
An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years
old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind
of car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million
dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the
doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice
car, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the
speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly
WHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor
asks himself.
He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he
gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph and He's feeling
pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining
on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors
the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way u p to 320 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing
down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his
Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably
the old man is still alive.
He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "I'm
a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from
your side view mirror."
old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind
of car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million
dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the
doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice
car, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the
speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly
WHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor
asks himself.
He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he
gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph and He's feeling
pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining
on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors
the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way u p to 320 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing
down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his
Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably
the old man is still alive.
He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "I'm
a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from
your side view mirror."
I laughed until tears rolled down my face. Thanks for the glee!!
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